Blend Enthusiast Gifts

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Blend Schools

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Motor-blender.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Give Thanks.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Bananas eye the blender

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

Books - As Seen on TV.

Multimarriages-phobia.

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'Bud just can't take much sun; he has such a delicate skin.'

Samurai Reindeer

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

Ficken or Chish?

Kyleen's SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"