Fantasy Blend Advocate Gifts

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Antler Buzzers.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Not The Real Me

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'We can find our way back because I dropped meth-amphetamine tablets along the way.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

Dalek gets up the stairs...

"She's everything you're not."

"Your lawyer is a zombie?"

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Dentures for Sale (As New) Only Fifteen Virgins.

River Styx...No Fishing

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet tooth ate me out of house and home.'

Devil's Fireplace