Burn Enthusiast Gifts

"Severe heartburn is hardly surprising considering your diet."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Barbeque Casualty.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Merry Christmas.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'Is the fire included?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Gas prices up.

Marshmallow Roast

Bath Bonfire