Burn Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Severe heartburn is hardly surprising considering your diet."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Barbeque Casualty.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Creepy Camp Stories.

The man who discovered smoke

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Is the fire included?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Marshmallow Roast

Bonfire

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Gas prices up.

Bath Bonfire