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Crash test dummy employee of the month.

The first car accident.

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"I'll need a three iron."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Clown Airbags.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"The brakes don't work."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

The life of a crash-test dummy

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'This industry's going to the wall!'

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'