Crash And Burn Enthusiast Gifts

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

The first car accident.

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"I'll need a three iron."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Clown Airbags.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"The brakes don't work."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Blowing your nose musically.