Happy Accident Enthusiast Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Blowing your nose musically.

The first car accident.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"It's called being preemptive."

"Fasten your seat belt."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Drop dead gorgeous

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Safety First Cricket

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon.'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"I see your son has a summer job."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

In case of fire - Break glass.

Caution: slippery surface.

'Say... this looks like a good place!'

"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"

'Watch the manhole.'