Happy Accident Enthusiast Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Blowing your nose musically.

The first car accident.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"It's called being preemptive."

"Fasten your seat belt."

Drop dead gorgeous

The guardrail brings it up to code.

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Safety First Cricket

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"I see your son has a summer job."

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

In case of fire - Break glass.

Caution: slippery surface.

'Say... this looks like a good place!'