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'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

The Perfect Cannonball

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Cheerleaders

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Solitaire card shark.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Motor-blender.

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...