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Cheerleaders

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

The Perfect Cannonball

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Cheerleaders

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Solitaire card shark.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Motor-blender.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."