Flipmaster Pillows

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Veloci-Rapper

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Yo Yo Tricks.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Cheerleaders

Solitaire card shark.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Motor-blender.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

Here's a useful trick I taught her

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''