Light Master Pillows

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"FISH ON"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I can't wait to put them on."

Motor-blender.

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Shadow Artist

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Man struggling to row,

The turning on the lights ceremony

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

"Sloth!"

"My metier is ratiocination."

As camp as Christmas!

Will Work If Plugged In

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

'Better not circulate these.'

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

Writer is power his solar paneled lamp by the lightbulb in the ceiling.

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

"Why, doctor Sims. I almost didn't recognize you without your mask on."