Lyric Master Pillows

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Senta jumps into the sea

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Ginger Baker.

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Jerry Lordan

George Martin

Karaoke night.

Musical genres

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Nick Cave

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Giuseppe Verdi

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.