Lyric Genius Pillows

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Proust of Twitter

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Thumbing a Lift.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Prisoner still life painting.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Giuseppe Verdi

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"