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Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"FISH ON"

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Motor-blender.

"I can't wait to put them on."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

The turning on the lights ceremony

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

Shadow Artist

Man struggling to row,

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

As camp as Christmas!

'Better not circulate these.'

"My metier is ratiocination."

"Sloth!"

Will Work If Plugged In

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

Writer is power his solar paneled lamp by the lightbulb in the ceiling.

"Dang kids in the Physics Department messin' with old Mitch's flashlight again!"

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

"Why, doctor Sims. I almost didn't recognize you without your mask on."