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'Are you sure this is what contre-jour means?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Baby Mozart.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Grade 2 Cellist

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Timpani.

Kirsten Johnson

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Painting

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Giuseppe Verdi

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Computer Music

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Happy Thought.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

These remarks are completely off the record

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"