Light Maestro Prints

'Are you sure this is what contre-jour means?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Baby Mozart.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Grade 2 Cellist

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Timpani.

Kirsten Johnson

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Painting

Giuseppe Verdi

Sir Patrick Moore.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Computer Music

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Happy Thought.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

These remarks are completely off the record

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."