Lab Maestro T-Shirts

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Baby Mozart.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

Grade 2 Cellist

A baby playing on a grand piano

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Timpani.

Kultural K9's.

Kirsten Johnson

Malcolm Sargent

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

The Drummer

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

I will be Bach.