Lock Master T-Shirts

Something tells me these guys are going to be here for more than half an hour....

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Pictures of your family?'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"FISH ON"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Thanks TSA

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'