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'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Gracie's baby toys.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

First Word

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Brickie's Mate

Children's Imagination

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'That's my boy...'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

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"FISH ON"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

'I need a new toy!'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."