Building Block Master T-Shirts

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Werewolves of London..."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Lego Haircut

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I'm still pre-literate."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Toys and environmental pollution

Building Blocks.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Extra innings.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'That's my boy...'

Children's Imagination

Brickie's Mate

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'It's a self-build.'

LEGO profits.

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).