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'Only one card to go.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Build a Raft

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

God's Subcontractors

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Werewolves of London..."

Bench Press Accident

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'