Block Master Pillows

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Gracie's baby toys.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

First Word

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Children's Imagination

'That's my boy...'

Extra innings.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Brickie's Mate

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'It's a self-build.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

"FISH ON"

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).