Lock Master Pillows

Something tells me these guys are going to be here for more than half an hour....

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Pictures of your family?'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"FISH ON"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

Thanks TSA

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.