Mail Master Pillows

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Grrrr....'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I found your cat."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

You've Got Mail

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'Here's the junk mail.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Fine Print Letters

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Beware of Doug

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

You Shouldn't Have

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"