Mail Master Mugs

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Grrrr....'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

You've Got Mail

Fine Print Letters

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Here's the junk mail.'

Beware of Doug

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"I found your cat."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

Cable Bill.

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now