Mail Maestro Mugs

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Pick up time 2:15.

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Text Culture

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Kultural K9's.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Malcolm Sargent

Target your message

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Street Organ - Monkey

The Drummer

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

I will be Bach.