Mailing Maestro Mugs

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

Man posting a letter in his office faced with various openings

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Text Culture

Target your message

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Records?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Cool game!"

Employees need to be treated like adults...

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Amnesiac Deja View

'I play heavy metal.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

Santa carrying a sack full of mail