Mailing Maestro Mugs

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

Man posting a letter in his office faced with various openings

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Text Culture

Target your message

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Records?

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Study more to pass more tests.

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"Cool game!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'I play heavy metal.'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers