Line Master Pillows

"FISH ON"

Instructional guide to scribbling

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

Line Manager

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"It's NOT discrimination, Derek - it's just 'health and safety...'"

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Yellow Pencil

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

Man cutting grass.

"Have some employees step in to wish me a Merry Christmas."

'I hate my line manager!'

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

Playing Scrabble.

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"