Line Master Gifts

"FISH ON"

Instructional guide to scribbling

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Line Manager

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

"It's NOT discrimination, Derek - it's just 'health and safety...'"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Yellow Pencil

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

Man cutting grass.

'I hate my line manager!'

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

"Have some employees step in to wish me a Merry Christmas."

Playing Scrabble.