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'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Veloci-Rapper

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Cheerleaders

Solitaire card shark.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

Motor-blender.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."