Dunking Pillows

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Your bill sir.'

At the poetic justice fair.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Athletic Darwinism.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Yes, I know you're not a vet. But as you're a quack, I thought yo might be able to help.'

A duck in a bathtub

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I can't dunk.'

Before and After Tattoos.

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

Cosmetic Surgery

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'