Dunking Dreamer Pillows

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Can't dunk?

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Basketball

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

Penalty

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

Basketball net above the garage door.

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'