Mlb Dreamer Pillows

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

So close... Yet so far.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

'Wow! That must be a big league baseball!'

'You're that close to going to the minors. Relax.'

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'

Field of Broken Dreams

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'