Mlb Dreamer Mugs

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

'Wow! That must be a big league baseball!'

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

Field of Broken Dreams

"I'm sorry, Timmy, but Mr. Jeter's promise to hit you a home run isn't covered by your existing HMO."

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'

"That's it...I'm transferring to Miami!"