Arizona Dreamer Pillows

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

The Idea of America.

Midnight Basketball

DACA

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Baseball Dreams

Running out of Gas.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Not The Real Me

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Juggler at Venice Beach.

The King Of L.A.

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

Welcome to the Golden State