Arizona Dreamer Gifts

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Midnight Basketball

The Idea of America.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

DACA

Budgetmageddon

Baseball Dreams

Running out of Gas.

So close... Yet so far.

Not The Real Me

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Juggler at Venice Beach.

Beach Boys on a night out...

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

The King Of L.A.