Major League Dreamer Gifts

'You're that close to going to the minors. Relax.'

Field of nightmares

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Elvis Presley

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Steve Howe.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

So close... Yet so far.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

Pink Floyd.

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'Which one's Ringo?'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

Eric Clapton