Dreamer Of Big Leagues Gifts

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Baseball Dreams

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

"I heard he has a speaking role."

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'What do you mean. . . in a perfect heaven?'

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

"In terms of career guidance, access to A-list talent, and studio relationships, you couldn't sign with a better rehab clinic."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

'Wow! That must be a big league baseball!'

"I'm sorry, Timmy, but Mr. Jeter's promise to hit you a home run isn't covered by your existing HMO."

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'