Big Leagues Dreamer Gifts

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Midnight Basketball

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Baseball Dreams

Not The Real Me

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Wordplay: Mind Games.