Urban Baseball Dreamer Gifts

'Take a big lead...bigger...a little more...go!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

So close... Yet so far.

"Crap. I overslept."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Entering New York City - Check it out

Eric Adams Caricature

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

Single Family Home Sanctuary

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Urban Compost Heap.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

The grass is always greener.

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

New York Cab

Midnight in Minnesota

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

"Look—there it goes again!"

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."