Big League Dreamer Gifts

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Wow! That must be a big league baseball!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"