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"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Wow! That must be a big league baseball!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Elvis Presley

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Steve Howe.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

So close... Yet so far.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

Pink Floyd.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'Which one's Ringo?'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'