Major League Dreamer Prints

Field of nightmares

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"