Baseball Daydreamer Prints

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

So close... Yet so far.

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

No Action Comics

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.