Cubs Dreamer Prints

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

Penalty

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"We could start a band."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

New Player

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

'Wow! That must be a big league baseball!'

"I'm sorry, Timmy, but Mr. Jeter's promise to hit you a home run isn't covered by your existing HMO."

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'