Texas Dreamer Gifts

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Elvis Presley

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Steve Howe.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Angel Music