Texas Dreamer Pillows

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'