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Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

I love Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the poetic justice fair.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

She's a natural.

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

YAAY! Slam dump!

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Athletic Darwinism.

"I can practice a different song."

Little Drummer Buoy

Serenading Drummer

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"He's cut two teeth."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'