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Fly on Cow Dung.

Sailor in Car.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Shell Fire

Shakespeare Quote

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

The Great Sarcasmo

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Hell's Schlegel

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

The Bleat Boys

"Get the story and get it write."

'Yes, I know you're not a vet. But as you're a quack, I thought yo might be able to help.'

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'