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"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Today's special... donuts.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Bear at a vending machine

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"You complete me."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Mother's Day at the Hive

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"Why have you come over here?"

Secret Family Recipes

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"I can see right through him!"

'He was born to the sea.'

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

"Truth is, Howard, I would have fired you years ago, but I was always afraid the donut shop across the street would go out of business if I did!"

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'